Spoof Feature Movie - MARINA BEAST - $10 in Hamilton, Ontario for sale

"PORT MONSTER".

$10.00 includes tax bills and shipping in Canada payable by PayPal.

'MARINA BEAST' is a campy 'B+'-style, bosom and legs, schlock horror-- slapstick funny-- peculiar love 72-minute attribute film.

'PORT MONSTER' is a sequel to 'SHARP PEARLY WHITES', concerning a mutant monster carp ruining a nature reserve before escaping into a harbour.

Based upon true facts, versatile bull sharks are invading fresh water. Despite their bad vision, bull sharks are ferocious killers.

Showing up in a freighter's bilge, a baby bull sharp eliminates all the fish in the Bay before assaulting victims in docks and marinas.

The former chemical make up major, Earl Molar now works for the Centre for Inland Seas noting the unexpected exhaustion of the regional fish.

When Earl satisfies Oceanna at heaven Angel Gallery, smitten, he doesn't realize the harsh Capulet-Montague rivalry in between two local yacht clubs for the sought after Bay Mug.

Earl's father Drip Molar is commodore of the Regal Luxury yacht Club while Oceanna's papa Rusty Anchor is commodore of the Bay Yacht Club.

Now rag-newspaper reporter Lola Dent non-stop seeks Earl as well as his dad's girlfriend, Zena and third better half, Sandee.

A scheming lender, Drip has actually recklessly squandered the luxury yacht club's money and an audit is pending.

Drip should win the 'Around-the-Bay Cruising Race' to switch out the funds. His 2nd better half, former Dean Kitty Devine attempts to blackmail her back into his arms.

Earl and Oceanna shocked to see a bull shark carelessly assaulting in the harbours can't persuade their papas to pay attention while dodging pitiless press reporter Lola Dent.

Out on the bay on the day of the race, Earl saves capsized Oceanna while her father Rusty wins the 'Around-the-Bay Sailing Race'.

Mixing wit, love and suspense, you'll bear in mind the camp hysteria and returning loony characters in 'Marina Beast'.

Harbour Beast ... do not go near the water!

See the trailer at http://www.cjcpinc.com/about-movies/marina-monster.

Filmed in Hamilton and Burlington ON with neighborhood theater stars.